Monkey Combat Mission MCM-1
3 (7:18:20 PM):
Iceman [0G3] turns off autofocus. Boom! Gets a kill.
4 (7:18:30 PM):
Iceman [0G3] tells Angel [0g4] to turn off autofocus. Boom! Angel [0g4] gets a kill.
10 (7:19:00 PM):
Enzy [0ga] somehow manages to get autofocus to focus on the actual target and gets a kill.
11 (7:19:40 PM):
Dimlit [0gb] was too dim to ever figure out stuff like autofocus. Boom! Dimlit [0gb] gets a kill.
15 (7:20:30 PM):
Iceman 0G3. 2 shots. 2 kills. Somali SQ1 #17 breaks the circle, shoots at Iceman 0G3 from behind, nails him in the head, and kills him.
16 (7:20:40 PM):
Angel 0g4 is balling her eyes out about Iceman 0G3, can’t see because of mascara running all over her big snow bunny eyes, does damage to a BWB, but doesn’t score a point. Complains that the Goddess of BS can’t shoot worth a shot. Nobody could line up a defensive fire shot against Angel 0g4 because they were finally flying in formation as a team. MotherMoo is also upset and completely totally to the max misses her shot. Nobody could line up a defensive fire shot. Rusty [0g9] severely damaged the BWB that shot down Iceman 0G3, but he didn’t get the kill.
17 (7:20:50 PM):
Angel 0g4 says if anyone gets in the way of me and #17, you’re dead meat.
The gods are like… “uh… Roger.”
MotherMoo [0g6] says, “You are such a loving girl.”
Patty [0g1] says, “Don’t you dare break formation or…”
Q [0g5] flips the BS switch to cut off Patty [0g1]’s mic and says, “He can land in 10 seconds. Go now! I’ll cover your bunny tail.
Q [0g5] receives minor damage from 25. 26 shoots at Angel [0g4], but misses.
Patty [0g1] & Chronos [0g2] score more hits, but didn’t get any kills
Angel 0g4 destroys #17 after pulling extremely high Gs to get to her target. Q [0g5] couldn’t fire at 24 because Rusty [0g9] flew in the way
18 (7:21:00 PM):
Q [0g5] said, “Turn on the cold girl. I’ve got your back.”
I hate to use the word “normal,” but a normal girl would have let her emotions get the best of her. The blood in Angel [0g4]’s veins turned colder than ice. She climbed to gain altitude and find her next victim.
Q [0g5] fired at the leader of Squadron #1, but no joy
19 (7:21:10 PM):
Angel [0g4] dove to get a point-blank shot but did almost no damage. She got a critical hit from #6. Q [0g5] said, “Cool it girl. Go colder than ice.”
20 (7:21:20 PM):
Angel [0g4] can’t maneuver to get the shot, so she cloaks.
Purple Penguin [0gc] says, “I’ve been and can’t climb anymore. I won’t be able to make it back to the starship. I’m dead purple penguin meat.”
Patty [0g1] says, “Set it down whenever you want, Purple Penguin [0gc]. We’ll be back to pick you up later.”
21 (7:21:30 PM):
Angel [0g4] is still shaken and wants to go point blank for the shot. It’s difficult to maneuver her damaged saucer. Q [0g5] says, “Cool it girl. You’ve got this one.” Angel [0g4] takes a deep breath and plays it a bit safer this time. She gets the kill. Q [0g5] shouts, “Yes!” and gets a kill of his own.
22 (7:21:40 PM):
Patty [0g1] says, “You can go home now, Rimac [0g8]. You’ve done a great job!”
Patty [0g1] and Q [0g5] climb above the battle so they can link up again and carefully select their next targets.
23 (7:21:50 PM): Angel [0g4] got behind #25 that just did a head-on pass at Q [0g5] and she got the kill. Q [0g5] said, “Thank you.” Angel [0g4] took major damage from #47.
24 (7:22:00 PM): Q [0g5] saw Angel [0g4] starting to go head-to-head. He said, “Don’t you do it. Go vertical.” She did it anyway and got a spectacular kill. Q [0g5] thought he had gotten Angel [0g4] to settle down and get safe shots. Now his nerves are rattled because he’s analyzing the odds, and they don’t look good. He shoots and misses badly. #47 lines up behind Angel [0g4] and scores a hit, but Angel [0g4] is unhurt. Q’s heart almost jumped out of his chest. “Time to go home, Angel [0g4].” #79 circles a behind Q [0g5] and sores a hit, but Q [0g5] is uninjured. Angel [0g4] says in a quiet voice, “OK Q. Let’s go home.”
25 (7:22:10 PM):
Angel [0g4] says, “I changed my mind. I’m going back in.” “Not without me!” exclaims the usually calm. cool, and collected Q [0g5]. Patty [0g1] says, “What’s she doing??? It’s time to go home!” Purple Penguin [0gc] says, “Waa” which translates to “I’ll distract them.” in Purple Penguin [0gc] language. Numbers 69-72 and 93-96 turn to go after Purple Penguin [0gc]. Patty [0g1] had expended all of her battery power, so all she can do is climb and watch from above the battle. Everybody’s good to go and effectively Angel [0g4] is the one leading with Q [0g5] coordinating their efforts.
Rimac 0g8 gets his 6th kill, then his weapons overheated when going head-to-head against 78. He has to bug out.
26 (7:22:20 PM): Chronos 0g2 gets his 6th kill and is out of battery power. Angel [0g4] gets her 6th kill with a shot the equivalent of Robin Hood splitting an arrow and vaporizes #88 out of the sky. Q [0g5] gets a kill of his own on #89. Q [0g5] takes serious damage that makes it impossible for him to maneuver. He is out of the fight, able to return home, but can’t look after Angel [0g4] anymore.
27 (7:22:30 PM):
Purple Penguin [0gc] is continuing to play bait, but he’s about to get cornered by the 15 bogies chasing him. Angel [0g4] climbs to altitude and is followed by MotherMoo [0g6], Enzy [0ga], Rusty [0g9], and Dimlit [0gb]. Rusty [0g9] gets a kill and is out of battery power.
28 (7:22:40 PM):
Angel [0g4] says, “You guys can go home if you want.” Dimlit [0gb] says, “But I’m having fun!”