Alkyone: Goddess of Alkies

Biography

• Serial Number: 00R
• Species: Smiley Polar Bear
• Sex: Male
• Team: MT-003
• Position: Opposite Hitter (OPP or RS)
• Number: 04

Alkyone is the Greek goddess of alkies. Once up a time, she was blissfully married to a mortal named Cyx. Unfortunately, he was a mere mortal and died in a shipwreck caused by Zeus and Hera. Soooo… She did what any normal polar bear would do. She turned to the bottle. Then another bottle, and another, and another, and… and… and…

She hates Zeus and Hera, by the way, in case you didn’t already figure that out. Alkyone is BFFs with Eris (00Z).