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Ilmatar: Goddess of the Airwaves

Biography

Serial Number: 00O
Species: Chick
Sex: Female
Team: MT-003
Position: Setter (S)
Number: 01

Ilmatar is the Finnish goddess of the airwaves. She runs the monkey propaganda broadcasts. Think “Tokyo Rose” and “Hanoi Hannah” times a million billion. Whatever anybody says about her past is all fiction. Nobody knows because she can crank out the BS so fast that even Patty (0G1) can’t keep up.

She’s also team captain of MonkeyTeam MT-003.