Patty: Goddess of BS

Biography

• Serial Number: 0G1
• Species: Holstein Cow
• Sex: Female
• Team: MT-063
• Position: Setter (S)
• Number: 01

Patty’s real name is Meslu Mate. She is the Latvian goddess of fertilizer. She’s highly intelligent, a bit earthy, and likes to talk a lot. She old, doesn’t have a lot of friends, and the other gods and goddesses began referring to her as the “Goddess of BS.” The moniker stuck like bull manure to fur. In an attempt to maintain her dignity, she embraced the nickname and now maintains that the “BS” stands for “Bedtime Stories.”

She leads the premier MonkeyGroup MG-01 which consists of MonkeyTeams MT-001, MT-002, MT-003, and MT-004.