Episode 1: The Return of the Gods

For many millions of years, Earth was the favorite vacation destination of the gods and goddesses.

This is when The Big Monkey met Lucy and became obsessed with her.

In the 1st Century, Iceman (the Mayan god who holds up the Northern Sky) humiliatingly defeated Pazuzu (the Assyrian fire-breathing demon of the winds) in a competition. Pazuzu was banished to the bad place for a thousand years as the price for losing.

Upon being released from the bad place in the 11th century, Pazuzu formed the Federation.

The Federation taught earthlings advanced technology and allied with them against the Confederacy. The Confederacy suffered greatly and agreed to a truce. The Rainbow Bridge was rendered impassable. No gods or goddess from either side of the last war would be allowed to return to Earth for a thousand years. That date would be January 1, 2089.

The gods and goddess revised the boundaries of the constellations in 1589. Argo Navis, by far the most powerful constellation in the Confederacy would be divided into three parts: Carina, Puppis, and Vela. Puppis joined The Federation. Centaurus, now became the most powerful constellation, but Crux was split off to reduce it’s strength. Leo’s tail was cut off to form the constellation Coma Berenices. Parts of the sky that were considered deserts inhabited by gods who were nothing more than savages were now made available for the formation of new constellations who would be able to vote their allegiance.

On Christmas day, 2083, the rainbow bridge unexpectedly reopened due to a glitch in the space/time continuum. Under the command of MonkeyGroup Leader Patty, (the Goddess of BS), the StarShip MonkeyPrize went on an unauthorized and truce-violating snatch & grab mission to fetch Lucy from Hadar, Ethiopia and return her to The Big Monkey.

After sunset on January 1st, 2084, MonkeyTeam 063, led by MonkeyGroup Leader Patty, attacked four Baby Welcome Balloon (BWB) squads at Berbera, Somalia. Unexpectedly, they were repulsed by the now nearly godlike 3rd millennium earthlings.

With Purple Penguin (Dr PP) unable to return to the MonkeyPrize, further attacks were an unavoidable necessity to try to prevent Purple Penguin from being captured.

MonkeyTeam 001, led by MonkeyTeam Leader MamaZ, attacked four BWB squads at Hargeisa, Somalia. Using what they had learned from MT063, they did better but were also repulsed.

Without Purple Penguin to keep Gaadmo, Captain of the MonkeyPrize, and his division leaders sedated, they woke up and resumed control of the StarShip MonkeyPrize.