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MotherMoo: Goddess of Mothering

Biography

  • Serial Number: 0G6
  • Species: Cow
  • Sex: Female
  • Team: MT-063
  • Position: Defensive Specialist (DS)
  • Number: 06
  • Favorite Song: The Moo, Moo Song (The Nursery Channel)

MotherMoo is the Roman goddess of mothering. She’s older than your great great grandmother by a longshot. It doesn’t matter who you are, she will mother you. Even if you are her “worst” enemy, she will try to mother you and guilt you into submission until you learn to behave yourself.

She leads MonkeyGroup MG-06 which consists of MonkeyTeams MT-021, MT-022, MT-023, and MT-024.