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Ovinnik: God of Barn Insurance

Biography

  • Serial Number: 038
  • Species: Beige Reindeer
  • Sex: Male
  • Team: MT-010
  • Position: Outside Hitter (OH)
  • Number: 09

Ovinnik is the Slavic god of barn insurance policies. As long as you line his pockets with on-time payments, he’ll keep your barn and it’s contents safe. Like a good neighbor, he’s there (only different). However, if you come up a day late and/or a dollar short on one single payment no matter how many you’ve paid on time… he’s there (like a demon-possessed neighbor) to burn it to the ground. No excuses regardless whatever hard times you’re going through.